Those who know me well will certainly tell you that it is dangerous to ask me about my garden, children or chickens. You will receive much more information that you ever really wanted!
I will try to edit myself.
My favorite flower to grow is the Hydrangea. They are fun because you can manipulate the color of the flower by what you add to the soil. I have tried for years to do the same thing with a man but unfortunately, the man you marry is the man you get. No matter what you add to a man his true colors stay true. There is no manipulating the man to change.
Here is my favorite blue. 
I also love to grow tomatoes. They are easy for anyone to grow because they love abuse. If you water or fertilize too much, you will only get a big green plant. They have to think that they are going to die to produce lots of fruit. The tomato plant can more easily be compared to a husband. They also love abuse and will thrive if treated harshly and made to tow the line. Given too much attention and fertilizer they will grow to be huge and produce very little.
Japanese Beetles don’t bother the tomato but the tomato hornworm does. We are mortal enemies. The tomato worm and I. They are green and fat and have faux eyes running the length of their bodies and if you pull them from the plant they spit green liquid at you. I enjoy pulling them from the plants (with gloves on of course) and throwing them to my chickens while yelling “Spit on me will ya”! followed by evil laughter! You can also compare these pests to women who might prey on your husbands. While the shiny green Japanese Beetle females prefer to dine on more exotic fare, The tomato worm woman with her fake eyeballs and suction cup feet will be happy to dine on your man no matter how large or how little he produces! She will not hesitate to spit green juice on you in a second so inspect your big, green, man often and throw the parasites to the chickens.
The evil devil woman worm
Like I said, too much information!
